Because I respect my fashion designer friend’s industry so much.
“The Bible was written from an omniscient point of view by an unreliable narrator.”
Someone just asked me, “How do you see yourself in 20 years?” I said, “In some kind of futuristic mirror, probably.”
No wonder NASA is in such a decline.
Read the fine print.
People who post photos of themselves are pathetic.
25 coats
Here’s what’s interesting about religion: I’m not allowed to stop and laugh at religious nuts because I’ll be considered insensitive.
I just walked out of my apartment and I saw a guy standing on the street wearing 25 coats, a bunch of pairs of pants and like three weird colorful hats. He was muttering to himself and doing that homeless tai chi they do where it looks like exercise, but only the kind that expels demons.
I stopped and watched him for a minute thinking, “Wow, this guy is crazy.” Then a Hassidic Jew walked by him, one of those who wears those furry sofas on their heads. He was reading a prayer book out loud to himself.
How is that Hassidim less crazy than the 25 coats guy? If there were a religion where you wore 25 coats, I would have been a monster for stopping to watch that guy in awe.
Religion is like a social loophole for crazy people.
Is this an adjective? Like a way to describe an alcoholic guy. “He’s so Arthury.”
My barber has the best tattoo in the world.
This is a good way to keep the Jesus freaks from constantly knocking on your door.
Interesting beer stain on this bar table.
So that’s what he’s been up to after “Star Trek: The Next Generation.”
Take those old jeans and turn them into art! (actually, please don’t)
Sounds like a difficult place to go to school.
Fruit seems like more of a wise snack, but OK.
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Keating Thomas is a writer and comedian based in Brooklyn, NY.
