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This looks like a sad movie.
The Newbery Medal, which is like the children’s literature equivalent of the Pulitzer, looks more like the award for Best Pedophile.
Phat Beets by Dre.
Right before I murdered the paparazzo for taking my picture (Shout out to them for sending me the pic, though). (at Brooklyn Bridge Promenade)
All I needed was a sidekick about to have his face bitten off by my horse. (at The Marquis De Lafayette Statue)
Words With Friends’ headquarters must be located in Arizona.
Also, I’d like to add that my friend Chris’ username (PornoJesus) is the best name in the game.
We have different definitions of that word.
Saying, “Okay Really?!” sounds like something a wigger would say.
I’m happy for ya, Neil Dessmann.
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