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…to be hot.

Keating Thomas & No Friends (at Toys R Us Times Square)

No, *you’re* racist.

Aw, that’s so nice of them.

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Fuckin’ paparazzi.

This is me—in between takes on a sketch I’m working on—taking my most recent Instagram post. Genuine proof I take them on my shitty iPhone.

Creepiest headline yet from the Associated Press.

Real original logos, guys.

I’m shocked that a place like Rifle, Colorado would have such policies.

If you’re banging any Hobby Lobby employees/enthusiasts, heed this street sign’s advice.

I’m in this one for a change.


This is the difference between a legal pad and an illegal pad.


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