January 2011
18 posts
Soap scum
In an office I frequent, there apparently was a problem with the soap dispenser. This led one of the companies on that floor to start providing their own hand soap for everyone. On the handsoap, they asked for people to leave money to help pay for the soap. Then a few days later, I laughed when I saw this disgruntled note: Then the next day, the response note had mysteriously vanished....
Jan 21st
Hard Vaginas
I just joined a co-ed softball team. My team name suggestions were as follows: Softballs, Hard Vaginas The Runs P-Cups & D-Cups Grass on the Field Rounding Third Base Ballplay Pitch Intense Pitchers & Catchers Curves & Balls Bushy League Grand Salami Batted Balls Foul Balls In the Box None were accepted.
Jan 20th
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Artsy fartsy
I saw this lovely painting. But I think it would have been more lovely if it weren’t for where it was hanging.
Jan 13th
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Jan 11th
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Those Twits, those Googally-eyed Yahoos
I often wonder what the biggest changes have been in my lifetime. It is undoubtedly the Internet. And what makes me laugh is how insane it all must sound to someone who were frozen in 1991 and woke up in the year 2011. If they opened the newspaper, they’d see headlines like this: “India considering banning BlackBerry access” “Future partners of Twitter: Yahoo or Google?” “How has the...
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