Paradigms and My Two Cents Equal a .22

May 24

So this exists.

So this exists.

May 21

Because I respect my fashion designer friend’s industry so much.

Because I respect my fashion designer friend’s industry so much.

May 20

witstream:

“The Bible was written from an omniscient point of view by an unreliable narrator.”
—@KeatingThomas

witstream:

The Bible was written from an omniscient point of view by an unreliable narrator.”

@KeatingThomas

witstream:

Someone just asked me, “How do you see yourself in 20 years?” I said, “In some kind of futuristic mirror, probably.”
—@KeatingThomas

witstream:

Someone just asked me, “How do you see yourself in 20 years?” I said, “In some kind of futuristic mirror, probably.”

@KeatingThomas

No wonder NASA is in such a decline.

No wonder NASA is in such a decline.

May 19

Read the fine print.

Read the fine print.

People who post photos of themselves are pathetic.

People who post photos of themselves are pathetic.

May 15

25 coats

Here’s what’s interesting about religion: I’m not allowed to stop and laugh at religious nuts because I’ll be considered insensitive.

I just walked out of my apartment and I saw a guy standing on the street wearing 25 coats, a bunch of pairs of pants and like three weird colorful hats. He was muttering to himself and doing that homeless tai chi they do where it looks like exercise, but only the kind that expels demons.

I stopped and watched him for a minute thinking, “Wow, this guy is crazy.” Then a Hassidic Jew walked by him, one of those who wears those furry sofas on their heads. He was reading a prayer book out loud to himself.

How is that Hassidim less crazy than the 25 coats guy? If there were a religion where you wore 25 coats, I would have been a monster for stopping to watch that guy in awe.

Religion is like a social loophole for crazy people.

Is this an adjective? Like a way to describe an alcoholic guy. “He’s so Arthury.”

Is this an adjective? Like a way to describe an alcoholic guy. “He’s so Arthury.”

May 10

My barber has the best tattoo in the world.

My barber has the best tattoo in the world.

May 09

This is a good way to keep the Jesus freaks from constantly knocking on your door.

This is a good way to keep the Jesus freaks from constantly knocking on your door.

May 07

Interesting beer stain on this bar table.

Interesting beer stain on this bar table.

May 05

So that’s what he’s been up to after “Star Trek: The Next Generation.”

So that’s what he’s been up to after “Star Trek: The Next Generation.”

Take those old jeans and turn them into art! (actually, please don’t)

Take those old jeans and turn them into art! (actually, please don’t)

May 01

Sounds like a difficult place to go to school.

Sounds like a difficult place to go to school.