Paradigms and My Two Cents Equal a .22

25 coats

Wed, 15 May 2013 16:35:53 -0400

Here’s what’s interesting about religion: I’m not allowed to stop and laugh at...

Is this an adjective? Like a way to describe an alcoholic guy....

Wed, 15 May 2013 16:33:35 -0400

Is this an adjective? Like a way to describe an alcoholic guy. “He’s so Arthury.”

My barber has the best tattoo in the world.

Fri, 10 May 2013 13:51:38 -0400

My barber has the best tattoo in the world.

This is a good way to keep the Jesus freaks from constantly...

Thu, 09 May 2013 01:08:05 -0400

This is a good way to keep the Jesus freaks from constantly knocking on your door.

Interesting beer stain on this bar table.

Tue, 07 May 2013 16:00:24 -0400

Interesting beer stain on this bar table.

So that’s what he’s been up to after “Star...

Sun, 05 May 2013 20:36:30 -0400

So that’s what he’s been up to after “Star Trek: The Next Generation.”

Take those old jeans and turn them into art! (actually, please...

Sun, 05 May 2013 20:30:15 -0400

Take those old jeans and turn them into art! (actually, please don’t)

Sounds like a difficult place to go to school.

Wed, 01 May 2013 20:07:47 -0400

Sounds like a difficult place to go to school.

Fruit seems like more of a wise snack, but OK.

Wed, 01 May 2013 20:03:46 -0400

Fruit seems like more of a wise snack, but OK.

This woman has green hair, green clothes, green shoes, a green...

Wed, 01 May 2013 20:01:35 -0400

This woman has green hair, green clothes, green shoes, a green backpack, and probably a black soul.

Ad’s message: If you wear jewelry, you’ll be able to...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 09:34:04 -0400

Ad’s message: If you wear jewelry, you’ll be able to have a happy family. So buy our shit now or die alone.

Walked by this on my way home. I personally prefer Fudd, even...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 06:22:13 -0400

Walked by this on my way home. I personally prefer Fudd, even though it allegedly made all those hillbillies go blind.

For all of my stalkers who wonder what I actually look like....

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 06:07:52 -0400

For all of my stalkers who wonder what I actually look like. Just kidding, I have none. Except you, Clara. Get some help. Seriously.

Pi/Pie

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 15:54:00 -0400

Pi/Pie

This guy has inspired me to name my indie band “Big Fat...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 17:55:59 -0400

This guy has inspired me to name my indie band “Big Fat Pigeon and the Fire Escapes.”

And, with that, the final pay phone left in the world has died.

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 17:27:32 -0400

And, with that, the final pay phone left in the world has died.

Hi(tler?)

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 17:11:02 -0400

Hi(tler?)

This will be my go-to public toilet from now on.

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 17:21:57 -0400

This will be my go-to public toilet from now on.

The bubble, she lingers

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 18:38:14 -0400

Joke opportunities are like bubbles, lingering in the air, waiting to be popped by a jokester. You...

Ironic how if you can’t afford to fly, you have to take...

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 12:06:50 -0400

Ironic how if you can’t afford to fly, you have to take Peter Pan.